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Doctor: bathao beta kis waqt bait me dard hotha hai

Bacha: jis time mai school jatha ho

Doctor: apki pao soji hoi hai magar parshani ki koi bath nahi

patient: agar aap ki pao b is thara hothi tho merey leya pareshani ki koi bath nahi hothi

Doctor ne apnay mareez ko ek porana bil beja or kaha ab is bill ka ek sall pora howa hai

mareez: Bill ka salgerra mubarak ho

ek afemi ka bakri kahi gom ho gai thi tho os ne bhth donda or thak gaya tho gr aya or deka ke bakri bandhe hoi hai tho ghosey se os ko zebha kr seya or dostho ko b kelaya jab subha ota tho deka ke bakri hai or kotha ghaib hai

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

ek buzurg admi borro ke majmay beta tha or keh raha tha ke hm ko boraay ne kuch na keh saka hm wesay hi hai jaisay jawani mai

dosray ne kaha wo kasaiy

buzurg: wo aisay ke hm ne wo samnay pathar ko otanay ki kishash ki thi jawani mai hm na ota sakay or ab hm borray hai tho b nahi otta sakthay hai

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

Dada or dadi ney,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,

unho ney faisla kiya ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,

dada subha jaldi ut kar thyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, bohth dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkthy howe bola, thum ayi Q nhi?

Dadi sharmathay howe boli:

Ammi ne janey nai diya

Malik: Abhi thak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hai

Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai thu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hai

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi Esa "Valentine Day Card" hai, jis pr lekha ho "me sirf owr sirf thum se pyar karthi ho" ?

Shopkeeper: Haan ji hai

Girl: Acha ji 7 cards denna

Wife: Maire khayal mai hamari beti ko kesi se pyar hogai hai

Husband: Thumhe kaisy patha chala?

Wife: Q K wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke leya paisey nahi mang rahi

1 Film ke Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag giya

Poster Phat giya or likhayi mix ho gai

1 Ticket me Do mazay

Langar ke baad zabardasth Dance hoga

Maulana Sulthan Rahi ke full action ke sath

Khawateen ke lie pardey ka khas inthezaam hai

Reema or Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar

Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

Shadi ki raath Husband confuse hogya

Ke bewi se kia bolo!!

Akhir wo bola ke

Aap ke gar walon ko maloom hai,

Ke ap yahan meri sath ho??

Urdu Jokes

1 bacha keth main aalu nikalney mai dada ki help kar raha tha

bohth thak giya thu bola:

"aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he Q they?"

Urdu Jokes

Husband: Apkey sath shadi karkay mujhe Ek fayeda thu howa

Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda howa?

Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunya mai hi mel gai

Sardar ki Bewi: Raath kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hoga

Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kya patha kesi truck ke nechey agya ho

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

Teacher: Bijli kahan se athi hai??

Student: Mairy mamo ke gar se

Teacher: Wo kaisay?

Student: Jab bhi bijli jathi hai, mairay papa kahtay hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Urdu Jokes

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujay door ka nazar nahi atha !

Doctor: Asman par deko, wo kya hai??

Mareez: Chand hai

Doctor: abhe es se agay kya farishtay dekhega

Shouhar: Mai thumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga

Bewi: Uskay baad kahan mun marnay ka irada hai??

Abbu Ne Kaha "Rath ka Package" Chor do

Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do

Dosto Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do

Paro Ne kaha thum fail hogaye ho mujhey chor do

Or

Ek din ayaiga jab girlfriend kay bachay bolengey

Mamo ab thu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do

Urdu Jokes

Wife (Kitchen se): A jee sunthay ho? Aaj kal mai bohth khubsurath ho rahi hon..

Husband: Thumhey kaisey patha chala??

Wife: Aaj kal meri khubsurathi daik kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

Question: Shadi ke waqth dulhay ko gorhay par Q betaya jatha hai??

Answer: Last warning di jathi hai, ke abhi bhi waqth hai bhaag ja

Baap ne baitay se kaha: 'daiko ye aaj thumhari teacher ki taraf se mujay 1 letter mila hai......"

Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi batgaonga

Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking about Girls too much

Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

Teacher: Beta Tumhary Abbu kya kartay hain

Bacha: Jo Ammi kehti hain

Ek admi ne dozakh mai shethan se kaha

"kya mai apkey mobile se apni bewi ko call karsaktha hon?"

Call karney ke baad admi bola: Call ke kithny paise don?

Shethan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

Lets Celebrate Kiss Day

Double Standard Of Girls...

Ye Ladkiyaan har Saal Rose Day Per Rose..

Chocolate Day pay Chocolate..

Teddy Day pe Teddy Mangthi Rehthi hen,

Mager Kiss Day per

Kabi Kiss Nahi Mangthi..

This Is Not Fair Yaar

Hamari Maangen Puri Kero..

Lets Celebrate Kiss Day

And Get More Energy         Hahhaha

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu

BF Apni GF ki

Zulfoon me Aisa Koya

Ke

Behosh hi ho gaya.

Jab Hosh aya tho Romantic Hokar Pucha..

Jaan

QASSAM SE BAThAO,

Kab Se Nahi Nahaya

Pappu: Abba Me Kal Se School Nahi Jaonga.

Hamaray Teachers Ko Kuch Nahi Atha.

Abba; Q Beta Kys Howa??

Pappu: Abba Me Ne English

Teacher Se "Sell" Ka Mathlab Pucha

To Unho Ne Kaha'

Cell Mathlab "Mobile"

Biology Teacher Ne Kaha,

Iska Mathlab "Jism Ke Cell"

Physics Teacher Ne Kaha,

Iska Mathlab "Battery"

History Teacher Ne Kaha,

Iska Mathlab "Jail"

Economics Teacher Kehthi Hain,

Iska Mathlab "Bechna"

Bas Me School Nahi Jaonga..

Abba Kuch Der Sochnay Ke Baad:

Per Theri Maa Kal Keh Rahi Thi Ke

Iska Matlab Hotha Hai "Discount"

Hahhaha

Kisi Ko Chorr Aya Ho

Thalluq Rak Liya Baqi,

Yaqeen Ab Thorr Aya Hun..

Kisi Ka Sath Dena Tha,

Kisi Ko Chorr Aya Hun..

Tumhary Sath Jeeney ki,

Qasam Khanay e Kuch Pehlay,

May Kich Waday, Kai Qasmen,

Kahin Per Torr Aya Ho

Usay Kahin Janay Ki Jaldi Thi,

So Me Anko Hi Anko Me,

Jaha Thak Chorr Saktha Tha,

Wahin Thak Chorr Aya Ho

1^st: yar mere malik ka ek bhth khusurath beti hai jab bi shararath krthi hai thi malik boltha hai tmharee shadi kisi donkey karwaonga bs is umeed pr roka ho

Ek dost dosrey se yar tm apney dost ko khushee ke moqey pr kabothro ka jora q dethey ho

Ek admi kuthey ko le kr tafree ke leya nekal parra tho rasthey main ek dost ne pocha ke es gadhey ko le kr kaha ja rahey ho admi ne mou hi kola bath jawab deney keleya ke dost ne kaha ke main ap se nahi blky is kothey se mukhatheb ho

Do pathan jaldi jaldi masjid main dakhel howey or nemaz main shareek howey jb salam per gata tho ek bola ke shuker hai yar nemaz main shareek howey ager wozoo ke chakar prthey tho nemaz jal jatha

Pathan: mujey patha hai tho beech main kuch boley ga es leya meney apkey danth b gen leya hai

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